He has a boy pp and I have a girl one ^•^

I love dick. She doesnt.

She fills out a T-shirt more nicely.

I'm left brained and she's right. It's a yin yang thang

He's 17lbs, furry and poops outside

I'm alive.

she's super fit..

he`s a health nut, me not so much.

He drinks vodka. I don't drink.

Well, I'm a man, she's a woman.

She's too nice and I'm not

There are 3 ways I differ from my best friend.
And all 3 of those things are fingers ( buddy lost 3 fingers in a work accident). Cheers!

He hates cold weather.

She’s an extrovert and I’m very introverted.

She's very reserved in how she dresses. I'm pretty okay with looking different from everyone else in the room lol.

I'm a leftist. Until recently, he was MAGA.

Then the leopards ate his face.

He's gay, I'm not.

I’m an atheist she’s a Christian

I’m calm - almost never flustered.

She runs hot - easily triggered.

I'm ugly

He has a hard time saying "no" when people ask him to do something. I have no problem saying that word...nicely, of course.

I’m honest. Yes he’s a jew