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How did this bottle of lotion last longer than my relationship? 🤔

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M Best Comment

I thought that bottle of lotion was your relationship… 🤔

RodneyTrotter1 · 100+, M

I've had pints last longer than relationships.

TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, T

Life hack: if you jizz in the lotion bottle, you'll have an unlimited amount of lotion 😘

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SpectralMourning · 41-45, M

@TheRealBarbossa

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