👀 If you see someone drowning lol 🥓 🥓 call 9-1-1 🚑

One time I saw someone have an asthma attack in a restaurant so I laughed at them and then decided to call an ambulance.

Hey how am I supposed to help if I also can't catch my breath? 🙄🤷‍♂

Wait, that isn't a rescue dog? 🤔🤔

Also I think this sign is probably from wherever @Nanori works.

Damn i forgot my phone

No reception.
Would thoughts and prayers suffice?

Bacon is always the solution.

*tosses wint-o-green lifesaver*

Laugh at bacon while calling 911 so slowly that you’ve effectively sacrificed that human.