Not to complain but if dogs 🐶 can have treats to clean their teeth 🦷 why can't we? 🤔

Human sacrifice

I asked this once and this scalenashona chick told me that celery works

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOGS 🐣

I got a treat for her.

That's actually a valid question. Why has no one invented an enzymatic teeth-cleaning chewing gum or something? 🤔

You are Not ok. At all!
Brush your teeth and go to bed to wake up later for Your Sacrifice.

How did you get a picture of my dental hygienist? 😳😳

No one's stopping you from eating the dog treats...

It's called toothpaste

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It's called Trident