Not to complain but if dogs 🐶 can have treats to clean their teeth 🦷 why can't we? 🤔

Human sacrifice

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOGS 🐣

I got a treat for her.

That's actually a valid question. Why has no one invented an enzymatic teeth-cleaning chewing gum or something? 🤔

No one's stopping you from eating the dog treats...

How did you get a picture of my dental hygienist? 😳😳

I asked this once and this scalenashona chick told me that celery works

It's called toothpaste

You are Not ok. At all!
Brush your teeth and go to bed to wake up later for Your Sacrifice.

It's called Trident