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Don't you just hate it when the teabag bursts?

Makes me think about certain online relationships. You are exactly like one of those cheap teabags. Always so enticing, then unexpectedly poof - teabag blowout and I have a choice of uncomfortably straining you through my teeth or throwing you away completely and washing out my cup. Whatever I choose you turned out to be a massive disappointment when all I want is a nice cup of tea that wakes me up and makes me feel alive.

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AnnaBanana00 · 22-25, F
This is such a perfect analogy. Though I would expand it to all relationships, not just online.
AnnaBanana00 · 22-25, F
@PatientlyWaiting25 Their loss. Do you think you’ll ever want another relationship?
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@AnnaBanana00 eventually definitely, I don't want to be alone forever but my husband was so perfect for me and I loved him so much. It still just hurts too much and I don't think it would be fair on any new man just yet.
AnnaBanana00 · 22-25, F
@PatientlyWaiting25 Very sensible and considerate, when the time is right everything will materialise I’m sure ♥
Adogslife · 61-69, M
I’m pretty sure bursting is common after teabagging.
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Unlike a teabag I last longer then 3 minutes
GoFish ·
never had that problem
wudifu · 46-50, M
Its worse when the condom does lol
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@wudifu true lol
ArtieKat · M
I don't use tea bags!
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@ArtieKat very sophisticated. I love the blue willow ☕
ArtieKat · M
@PatientlyWaiting25 My paternal grandparents had a full willow service when I was young - always loved the design
Gingery · 41-45, FNew
Here’s me about to commiserate over a minor inconvenience, and plunging head first down a rabbit hole of an analogy.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Stop squeezing the bag so hard. 😖
wrule · F
I dont really teabag to be honest considering the hair down there.
I wouldn’t ask SW about teabags.. 🤓
Gingery · 41-45, FNew
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout wise advice! 😂😂
mindless · M
thats why I use loose tea in a metal mesh filter.... its messy by design but always hot fun if handeled with proper care ;)
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
This could turn into a suggestive topic?
wrule · F
@justlooking2023 Too late, it already has.
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
That's an interesting analogy
antonioio · 70-79, M
Theirs worse things than a tea bag busting
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@antonioio there is but still one of life irritants I could do without.
antonioio · 70-79, M
@PatientlyWaiting25 pour down the sink and make another
Online relationships are like a really nice public toilet. They look enticing on the outside but you can guarantee that they're full of shit 👏
bookerdana · M
@ostfuidctyvm tuna bot has entered the chat💥
pdockal · 56-60, M
Don't think I've had a broken tea bag ever
You could always run it thru coffee filter and good as new
No advice about relationships here
Sutten · 36-40, F
Oneofthestormboys · 56-60, M
😞😞😞

 
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