When you tell yourself youre gonna watch what you eat and that you'll only have 1 sandwich

And I thought a 12 inch sub was excessive.....

My kinda diet

When you have to pull out the sawhorses to prepare your food, it might be time to consider cutting back slightly.

That looks like a bread sandwich

oh I watch what I eat.... very carefully with both eyes

Why are you attacking me like this? 😤

That’s too much

That’s a long sandwich!