I need to cross the borders to the US. I have a couple of people I need to give a piece of my mind.

I will!

The U S doesn't have borders.

Yes. Potatoes tend to be brown, after all.

Probably better to use the mail or electronical methods. 😅

Of course not! Everyone knows potatoes form no threat.

Rather than 'french fries,' say you are "Freedom Fries"

We all know you can`t afford to spare any. Oh and if you do go, please stay there. 🙄

Cross into Idaho. No one will say anything .

If you have your potato passport you should be all set. Let’s hang out and make fun of degbeme.

Canadian passport? No problem. Middle eastern name? You'll be quizzed for hours. (Source: my son-in-law. Who is an American citizen).

How many borders are we talking about?

As long as one has the “Country of Origin” sticker, no problem!!

Are you fresh or baked / cooked?

Maybe you can go into cm cargo 🤔

Coming to see me eh? Don't get handsy this time!

Nah

😧

Do you have some parts to spare?

Yes, you are a hazard to US agriculture...

we need more than a piece i'm afraid 🤷‍♂️

As long as you're coming up from the south, you should be able to blend into the crowd that aren't being asked any questions at all before gaining entry.

Oh hell naw.

*Dusts off my musket and tricorn hat