Puts my hand in your crisps bag 👀

*slap*

is that potato chips? you can't have my Lays chips...but here, i got some cheetos for you

Good thing you are a woman, so I do not have to break your hand. I will just smile and say go ahead, have some.

*wipes blood from fork used to puncture unauthorized hand in crisps bag*

Get your hands outta my goodies you thiefer

That wasn't a crisp bag 😕

That’s my salt and vinegar bag, back off.

Gives you change to get your own crisps.

youl be pulling back a bloody nub....

They’re called chips

here all for you.

That was my pocket 🧐

Uhm that's my pocket😆