I cannot believe that i am sending sentimental messages along with the potato emoji and it feels completely normal to me!! I seriously need therapy!

The number of lies i told on my job applications whenever i was asked if i am suffering any mental problems! If there is a god, i am going to hell just for that.

firefall · 61-69, M

But noone believes job applications. The good ones get sent on to the fiction editors at Simon & Schuster.

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

You mean you haven't told perspective employers you are a potato?
Or are you telling us-shock,horror-you are really a human?

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales I am unable to come out at a potato to potential employers 🥔🥺 I find it appalling how they always ask if I belong to the LGBTQ but never ask if I am a type of vegetable 🥔🥴🥺 I feel unaccepted.