Let’s talk about pizza
Specifically, Chicago deep dish. Have you ever been to Chicago and tried it?
Jesus.
There is still a piece of that pizza living in my colon somewhere.
It’s true. You get to a certain age, and your body just says, “Nope. We can’t digest that anymore.”
Eating deep dish now feels like throwing a tennis shoe into a dryer.
You know that sound?
Clunk… clunk… clunk…
That’s my insides right now.
Sometimes I’ll just be walking down the street, minding my own business, and suddenly I hear it:
Clunk… clunk...
…Chicago!
Jesus.
There is still a piece of that pizza living in my colon somewhere.
It’s true. You get to a certain age, and your body just says, “Nope. We can’t digest that anymore.”
Eating deep dish now feels like throwing a tennis shoe into a dryer.
You know that sound?
Clunk… clunk… clunk…
That’s my insides right now.
Sometimes I’ll just be walking down the street, minding my own business, and suddenly I hear it:
Clunk… clunk...
…Chicago!

















