If you saw me rummaging through your garbage late at night looking for a slice of discarded pizza, would you chat me up?

@Serenitree It's a deal. I'll bring popcorn... from the store, no less! Not even from the garbage!

... civilization is nice. When did you people start doing it? 😊

@PaperHeart I think it started when my mom and dad had me. We started a trend.

@Serenitree Well I hope it catches on. Seems like people could benefit from such a thing. Living organized and peaceably seems to be working out amongst those who practice it.

@FurryFace SO THROW OUT A DAMN BLANKET THEN.

@PaperHeart ok have this thick blue one

@FurryFace 😄😄😄

@AmbivalentFriability Yes, how silly of me. Who in their right mind would throw away any pizza for any reason? Even if it's arsenic pizza, you know what still makes it okay? The fact that it's still pizza!

@lovelywarpedlemon Oh my god, I remember posting this. It was an odd night where every post on the site seemed to be geared towards "If you saw me ________, would you chat me up?" Had to get in on the fun. 😋

I didn't realize I had SW open all night. I'll have to get to perusing some of your posts tomorrow. Promise. :)

@PaperHeart Take your time. I'm not online nearly as much as I used to be. Sometimes I go a week(s) without touching my computer. But that'll be changing soon (another story). I will see you around. :)

@lovelywarpedlemon Ah. I'm on quite a bit, but haven't been here in quite some time. Always nice to come back. Looking forward to seeing you again! :)

@Goralski How do you think I go to bed each night? 😉

@PaperHeart haaaaa

@SStarfish Wherever your garbage may be. The further into the house the more exciting it gets, eh? Can't have too good of a roadside garbage can chat, really.

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@bijouxbroussard Oh no! That's untouchable pizza. I'll just stay on your side of the fence then. Might take a break from garbage while I'm at it too...