If you saw me rummaging through your garbage late at night looking for a slice of discarded pizza, would you chat me up?

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I don't throw out pizza. So if you looked friendly enough I would inform you of that so you wouldn't be wasting your time.

PaperHeart

@AmbivalentFriability Yes, how silly of me. Who in their right mind would throw away any pizza for any reason? Even if it's arsenic pizza, you know what still makes it okay? The fact that it's still pizza!