Looking for a way to really give yourself a jolt in the morning?
Instead of drinking that cup of delicious coffee, just go ahead and SPILL IT ON YOUR OWN ASS. It’s a thousand times more effective that way.
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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@WaryWitchWandering If it works for frat guys with vodka, why can’t it work for me with a triple whip half caf soy mocha?
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@BarbossasHusband You don’t have to if you spill it all! Foolproof plan!
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@KingofPizza2 but... I'd have to get a coffee machine. I don't have the money for one
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@BarbossasHusband Five finger discount yo
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@HootyTheNightOwl Yes and no - yes because it’s more shocking with the cold and no because you lose the psychological jolt of “MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED THAT COFFEE NOW I NEED TO MAKE MORE”.
@KingofPizza2 Trust me... it'll get you out of bed pretty quickly!!!
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@Starcrossed Everything is fine, nothing is ruined
RedBaron · M
How stupid.
