Looking for a way to really give yourself a jolt in the morning?
Instead of drinking that cup of delicious coffee, just go ahead and SPILL IT ON YOUR OWN ASS. It’s a thousand times more effective that way.
41-45, M
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KingofPizza2 · 41-45, M
@WaryWitchWandering If it works for frat guys with vodka, why can’t it work for me with a triple whip half caf soy mocha?