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Looking for a way to really give yourself a jolt in the morning?

Instead of drinking that cup of delicious coffee, just go ahead and SPILL IT ON YOUR OWN ASS. It’s a thousand times more effective that way.
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SW-User
But... I don't drink coffee 😔
KingofPizza2 · 41-45, M
@SW-User You don’t have to if you spill it all! Foolproof plan!
SW-User
@KingofPizza2 but... I'd have to get a coffee machine. I don't have the money for one
KingofPizza2 · 41-45, M
@SW-User Five finger discount yo