Looking for a way to really give yourself a jolt in the morning?
Instead of drinking that cup of delicious coffee, just go ahead and SPILL IT ON YOUR OWN ASS. It’s a thousand times more effective that way.
41-45, M
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KingofPizza2 · 41-45, M
@HootyTheNightOwl Yes and no - yes because it’s more shocking with the cold and no because you lose the psychological jolt of “MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED THAT COFFEE NOW I NEED TO MAKE MORE”.
@KingofPizza2 Trust me... it'll get you out of bed pretty quickly!!!