Tell me that you opened your fortune cookie....

A best comment is in your near future, you will feel reborn and become Powder Puff Demolishing Derby figure 8 winner

Avoid taking life too seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.

A mysterious smell will remind you of childhood naps.

@HumanEarth Oh no!!!!

You will soon discover the Wi‑Fi password… then lose it again.

Someone will ask for advice; give them a fortune cookie instead.

Today’s mistake will become tomorrow’s funny story.

You will find motivation in the form of pizza.

Your eye roll is now an Olympic sport.

Your sarcasm level is now considered a public service.

@HumanEarth

🤷🏻You sent beer memes during a meeting; they muttered “blocked."

@HumanEarth hear what you're saying. but the old cow says its milking time,

Milk her 🤣🤣🤣

@HumanEarth 🐄