just delivered a pizza to a woman with no pants on wth

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Jeremi · 41-45, M

dude, I was Door Dashing one day and I delivered to this woman. she was shit faced hammered. and locked herself out of the house. I ended up picking the lock for her. she dragged me in the house, took her shirt off, had no bra on and just started kissing on me.

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@Jeremi holy shit!

SW-User

@Jeremi are you serious? Because a lot of porn starts kinda similar…just sayin. 😉

Jeremi · 41-45, M

@SW-User
I kid you not. it was weird because I'm very socially awkward and I'm asking myself: is this shit really happening right now. most dudes would be like fuck yeah! I'm black on a rich neighborhood and this is a white woman. this is the South.

Jeremi · 41-45, M

@Matt85
yeah!

SW-User

@Jeremi that’s so wild!!

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@Jeremi She wanted some chocolate D

Jeremi · 41-45, M

@Queendragonfly
you damn right she did

Jeremi · 41-45, M

@SW-User
at first I was like aight maybe I got 2 or 3 minutes. I'm a typical guy, right? this shit doesn't happen everyday. but then I see this baby crying in a room upstairs. 1. she's fucking hammered 2. locks herself out of the house and 3. with a fucking BABY upstairs? I ghosted quicky. I am not making this up

SW-User

@Jeremi holy shit!!

Jeremi · 41-45, M

@SW-User
yeah. true story