TinFoilHat · F
How did she react to your choice of underwear? 😜
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@TinFoilHat YOU KNO WOT I MENT
TinFoilHat · F
@Matt85 Yeah I just couldn't resist! 🤣
saragoodtimes · F
did you offer her extra sausage at no charge
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Sounds like something maintenance workers would see at the dorms when they had a work order. They’d knock on the doors and yell “Maintenance!” And the girls sometimes would say “Come on in” and they’d be topless and the workers would tell them they’d come back when they got dressed.
Atlotto · M
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Atlotto sometimes just wearing a pair of panties. And then invite maintenance in. The men were scared they’d get accused of something and leave quickly.
Atlotto · M
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Best tip a delivery person could get!!
Jeremi · 41-45, M
dude, I was Door Dashing one day and I delivered to this woman. she was shit faced hammered. and locked herself out of the house. I ended up picking the lock for her. she dragged me in the house, took her shirt off, had no bra on and just started kissing on me.
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Jeremi · 41-45, M
@SW-User
at first I was like aight maybe I got 2 or 3 minutes. I'm a typical guy, right? this shit doesn't happen everyday. but then I see this baby crying in a room upstairs. 1. she's fucking hammered 2. locks herself out of the house and 3. with a fucking BABY upstairs? I ghosted quicky. I am not making this up
at first I was like aight maybe I got 2 or 3 minutes. I'm a typical guy, right? this shit doesn't happen everyday. but then I see this baby crying in a room upstairs. 1. she's fucking hammered 2. locks herself out of the house and 3. with a fucking BABY upstairs? I ghosted quicky. I am not making this up

SW-User
@Jeremi holy shit!!
Jeremi · 41-45, M
@SW-User
yeah. true story
yeah. true story
Outdoorfreedom · 56-60, M
Nice. Bonus.
Prove it
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
How cheesy
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
I mean. It's her home, I never wear pants at home either.
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
I assume she had a long shirt on
Dshhh · M
so you deliver pizza not wearing pants?
ThickMadame · 51-55, F
Too bad it wasn't a dude with no pants on.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@ThickMadame WOT
Hes fibbing
Atlotto · M
YIKES! 😉
NinaTina · 26-30, F
Hey that was me lol

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MeatLovers
My cousin delivered pizza back in the 80's, and was very disappointed that none of his deliveries resembled Penthouse Forum letters 🤷♀️
samanthaX · 41-45, T
Why weren't you wearing pants my love ❤️
samanthaX · 41-45, T
Was the view worth it ???