I'm not short, you guys are taller than me which is so unnecessary.

“I’m 6’3” or whatever you said

Yea yea sure sure *head pat*

until you need something off the top shelf, and then you will be looking for me

Tiny but fierce! 👊

Mighty short? 😉

It’s not the size of the match, but how bright the flame 🔥

Take that for what it’s worth 🤷

You ok down there, shrimp? 🦐

Mighty mini match? 😃

I didn`t know you were a redhead. 🤔

G'day Shorty

[ me ] : ( to the next short person i meet )

Should have eaten your spinach when you were growing up