How much coffee do you need to function?

I only drink a pot a day 🙄

Haha kidding… I do drink coffee in morning and again in afternoon (or tea/diet cola) for the caffeine hit

Why have coffee when you can just eat your kids?

Eleventythree cups and I'm ready for most anything.

Two cups... every morning

I have two cups every day.

I drank one 8-ounce cup for a long, long time. I only recently moved to a larger cup with 12-ounces (and brewed stronger).

i dunno , i fill up a small container and sip it , the refill is like 3 or 4 times a day , i also take sips of water too in between

probably at least 8 cups a day, 4 decaf, 4 espressos!

Been cutting down, mostly just one cup when I wake up.

Zero, never drink it at all.

More than I should ever admit.

1 or 2 cups in morning thats it

Zero. I have 1 cup, but no clue why.

[c=359E00]this much[/c]

Just one. 😁

Two cups

2-3 cups.

None !

None

One cup, but a very strong one. Anymore than that and I won't schleep for dayz

coffee or vodka?