Now i know why europeans think american beer is water

I got you beat. I used to drink this for a while, 7.3%.

What’s American beer and sex in a canoe got in common.?
-they both fucking near water 😏

but I drink beer for the effect. I kinda want it to be watery so it's easier to drink. Plus, it's less likely to make you sick if it isn't so syrupy.

The U.S. has many excellent beers. Just not the mass produced Bud- Miller- Coors bear wiz.

So much difference between the original Czech Budvar and the AnheuserBusch Budweiser.

The macro breweries here are garbage.
I used to drink dragon's milk triple mash. Stuff's tasty and 18.7%

While the US does have good beer, the most common is basically carbonated piss water.

I’ve only ever heard that about bud light. Piss water, the man called it.

What does beer taste like I don’t remember as I was like 5 when I had my first sip of beer

I have been all over. Some good, some bad

Please cf. Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

I drink this stuff every day. 5.9%

Try beer from south America

Your hand looks soft

European beer from what I've had so far is very good

This is classified as ale but it’s 10.5% and quite good. I like it and am not a beer drinker.

European beer is very good.

I only drink American microbrews