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[i][c=BF0080]Do you twerk at bbq鈥檚? If so you鈥檙e in luck now 馃憖:[/c][/i]

Ducky31-35, F
Lmfao! Not a million years. I got a flat white girl ass anyway.
MellyMel22F
@Ducky [i][c=BF0080]I鈥檓 getting you guys pillows to stick there 馃槍[/c][/i]
SarahAndSamantha46-50, F
@Ducky hell yeah, flat butts of the world UNITE!!!
Ducky31-35, F
@Meduxa I was referring to my race. The 鈥渨hite girls have no ass鈥 stereotype. 馃ぃ
PepsiColaPF
finally some representation and inclusion
MellyMel22F
@PepsiColaP [i][c=BF0080]It鈥檚 like a thank you gift from them 馃ぃ[/c][/i]
MrSmooTh31-35, M
I've seen that one before.
MellyMel22F
@MrSmooTh [i][c=BF0080]They need to be more clear! I mean, what if they mean they want you to use the spot to twerk and grill 馃 [/c][/i]
Rutterman46-50, M
Hahaha! If that's what I have to do to get a parking space, I would. 馃槅
MellyMel22F
@Rutterman [i][c=BF0080]It can be difficult at times! Especially with the curbside pick spots taken away from us all 馃槨[/c][/i]
OntheroadM
And here I thought it was BBQing a butt... silly me.
OntheroadM
@MellyMel22 Well, I guess we now know where my mind is 馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ馃槀
MellyMel22F
OntheroadM
@MellyMel22 I know, and I should be ashamed... I should also be tall, dark and handsome. Oh well.
SoLeRiMix31-35, M
Oh! I didn't know that Pac-Man had mutant powers i.e. becoming Scissors. Also, it bites a**es. Now, that's a hilarious update.馃榿
MellyMel22F
@SoLeRiMix [i][c=BF0080]Hahaha 馃ぃ[/c][/i]
BarbossasHusband36-40, M
Well... I can tell you I haven't been to a bbq in years. I am not responsible for your conclutions
MellyMel22F
@BarbossasHusband [i][c=BF0080]Oh man 馃槥[/c][/i]
SinlessOnslaught26-30, M
This made me laugh so hard that I had a coughing attack and now my neck hurts. 馃槕
MellyMel22F
@SinlessOnslaught [i][c=BF0080]Sowwwry[/c][/i]
SinlessOnslaught26-30, M
@MellyMel22 No you're not.
vetguy199151-55, M
I thought it was a fat guy bbqing
MellyMel22F
@vetguy1991 [i][c=BF0080]Someone might be able to get away with it! [/c][/i]
It looks like a pregnant woman and a baby car馃懚
MellyMel22F
@Meduxa [i][c=BF0080]Yeah, but the other way sounds funnier 馃き [/c][/i]
ClassifiedM
I thought it was to warm my butt at the bbq 馃樁
MellyMel22F
@Classified [i][c=BF0080]It just might be 馃馃ぃ[/c][/i]
ClassifiedM
@MellyMel22 I like your variant better

馃槍
OnePatheticClown46-50, M
Well...how else is one supposed to keep the bbq hot...
MellyMel22F
@OnePatheticClown [i][c=BF0080]Exactly!![/c][/i]
SarahAndSamantha46-50, F
My hiney is too tiny to twerk :P
MellyMel22F
@SarahAndSamantha [i][c=BF0080]Dammit! Try stuffing a pillow there 馃槍[/c][/i]
SarahAndSamantha46-50, F
@MellyMel22 馃ぃgotta be better than nothing :P
FreeSpirit151-55, F
Twerking for her baby it looks like.... Lol
MellyMel22F
@FreeSpirit1 [i][c=BF0080]I didn鈥檛 think of that 馃槅[/c][/i]
I've been parking in the right spot then 馃槃

MellyMel22F
@SethGreene531 [i][c=BF0080]I knew I could count on you! [/c][/i]
SW-User
I twerk everywhere, so that's just a given. 馃槍
MellyMel22F
@SW-User [i][c=BF0080]Woohoo, you get reserved parking too 馃槍[/c][/i]
KingofPizza236-40, M
I can鈥檛 keep this rump roast to myself now can I?
MellyMel22F
@KingofPizza2 [i][c=BF0080]Heck no![/c][/i]
DavidScott51-55, M
not since the accident
MellyMel22F
@DavidScott [i][c=BF0080]馃憖[/c][/i]
SW-User
@MellyMel22 no.. 馃き馃き
MellyMel22F
@SW-User [i][c=BF0080]I knew it 馃ぃ[/c][/i]
SW-User
@MellyMel22 馃
Elessar26-30, M
My kind of girl 馃グ
crystalkid56-60, T
Yay! 馃榿
MellyMel22F
@crystalkid [i][c=BF0080]Yessss! [/c][/i]
ShayamaF
Oh my gosh
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MellyMel22F
@NoahTheWeebWolf [i][c=BF0080]The twerker is missing. Do you wanna waste the parking spot 馃槱[/c][/i]

 
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