I don't really know drinks, is there one with pineapple which doesn't have coconut?

Raw Lemon Vodka with Green Chilly

Water

Whiskey, tequila, or beer generally, but if I'm at a bar then probably something I wouldn't make myself. Maybe a martini

Bourbon. I used to drink Turkey, but I like Evan Williams just as much and it's a lot cheaper.

Pour one for me, neat!!!

Not sure about my favorite, but gin and grapefruit slaps!

Coffee

The free ones

A mudslide

Coke on ice!

Prosecco☺

These days, a Diet Coke. In the bad old past, a Whiskey Sour.

Gin with soda water, fresh raspberries, and lime.

Johnny Walker neat would be lovely right now.

Diet Pepsi. Back in the day it used to be gin and tonic.

Gentleman Jack
Sidecar

Sambuca or amaro or something else herbaceous

*runs away*

Rootbeer

Dirty Martini

Chivas Regal

Do not give any Americans Bundaberg Rum - bites harder than a rattle snake and more deadly