Mmmm canned slugs

You can also get them sliced, with soy sauce!

I'm from the pacific northwest and I can tell you nothing beats a fresh slug on a stick.
The canned ones are a good backup plan though. Keep a few in the pantry.

now why did you have to go there

Make sure there’s no slug 🐌 pellets in them.

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Ill cook

Dibs on the brine!

Tasty

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For when you are feeling sluggish.

that's gotta be for fishing or something?? 😦

Gasp ew!!!!

Okay, I need to find where these novelty food items are being sold. That can is going in my pantry next to the can of dehydrated water.