The most effective way to preserve your food is to keep it alive

Editing in some context cuz this was not really supposed to be serious meat eater advice 😅

I just had some random thought that meat spoils really quickly yet the meat on my body is the same stuff and has remained unspoiled for 25 years 🤔 isn’t it kinda cool that the body can do that? And how weak it is when it’s not alive 😅 I am the ultimate rot fighter idk 🤪

Miram · 31-35, F

Also effective in getting rid of your husband.

There is a story of a woman who was repeatedly abused by her husband. The two of them decided to move from the shores to the Sahara. Nomads.

She picked a living fish and raised it in her water jar all the way to the sahara where their tribe lives.

When they arrived she showed it to her husband, he was amazed how she could find a big fish..She then suggests that he invites all his brothers to dine on it.

When they showed up, she accused him of madness. What sane man thinks there are fish in the sahara? And he starts yelling , everyone believes her and takes her side.

BlueVeins · 26-30

@adorbz Otherwise known as the Grizzly Man, he very much enjoyed being around grizzly bears. He would pet them and play with the cubs, and the bears generally grew to trust him. It was great fun until one family of bears apparently decided he was so cute that they could eat him up. 😋

There's audio of his death on YouTube and it's very long. I heard bears like to go for the limbs first to keep the meat fresh, but I don't know for sure. Bottom line is, he unwillingly rollplayed as a Laffy Taffy.

PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M

That makes me think of this meme of two lions pointing at a deer and calling it fast food. I can't find it anywhere.