The most effective way to preserve your food is to keep it alive

Editing in some context cuz this was not really supposed to be serious meat eater advice 😅

I just had some random thought that meat spoils really quickly yet the meat on my body is the same stuff and has remained unspoiled for 25 years 🤔 isn’t it kinda cool that the body can do that? And how weak it is when it’s not alive 😅 I am the ultimate rot fighter idk 🤪

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Miram · 31-35, F

Also effective in getting rid of your husband.

There is a story of a woman who was repeatedly abused by her husband. The two of them decided to move from the shores to the Sahara. Nomads.

She picked a living fish and raised it in her water jar all the way to the sahara where their tribe lives.

When they arrived she showed it to her husband, he was amazed how she could find a big fish..She then suggests that he invites all his brothers to dine on it.

When they showed up, she accused him of madness. What sane man thinks there are fish in the sahara? And he starts yelling , everyone believes her and takes her side.

adorbz · 26-30, F

@Miram that’s a very elaborate plan :D

sarabee1995 · 31-35, F

@Miram That's some serious premeditation!