What if I eat the president?

Yeah, but it would taste like narcissism and bigotry. Would need a lot of pepper.

Liable to be filled with acid and bile. Skull cavity filled with festering poison, but no brain tissue that we can detect. Probably rancid, especially around the heart, which is extremely difficult to find. Skin appears to be edible, but is actually an alien substance impervious to visual inspection. Not at all what it seems.

I bet he's well marbled though...prolly make a decent Trump Steak 😂

Mostly fat. Could you even get enough meat for an amuse-bouche?

I mean, you'd REALLY have to catch the secret service napping

Suits your username. I'd say go for it.

Oh, please, just go ahead.

Go for it, please!