I believe you have something that belongs to me

fine. I didn’t even want it. It was only in my purse because I found it and wanted to find its rightful owner

I believe not

I did, but it broke. You can have it back.

Yes, syphilis 😒

Those were definitely my fries, get your own

Are you sure?

It’s nice to believe in things 🙂

I was about to give you your toenail clippers back.

your virginity?😉

What is it?

I don’t so stop yer lying 🤥

Here you go🦠 you left it on the door handle.

It's my brain now and you'll never get it back!

Fine, I'll return your clothes hamper

No. This dignity never belonged to you

No these high heels are mine not my fault your a shortie 😒

Lies....you never had dignity!