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Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
Oooooh ouch!
It was funny when I had my daughter, got high AF on the gas. Answered questions that no one asked.
No one:
Me: “oh I like all kinds of music.”
My ex: “who are you talking to?”
Me: “didn’t someone ask what kinds of music I like?”
Him: “no one has said a word for like 20 minutes.”
😬
It was funny when I had my daughter, got high AF on the gas. Answered questions that no one asked.
No one:
Me: “oh I like all kinds of music.”
My ex: “who are you talking to?”
Me: “didn’t someone ask what kinds of music I like?”
Him: “no one has said a word for like 20 minutes.”
😬
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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@Jeephikelove right!?!?
MellyMel22 · F
@Jeephikelove [i][c=BF0080]That’s too funny. It reminds me of when I had a c-section and serious internal infection and they made me take Percocet in front of them cause they saw them in garbage. I managed to hide one in my mouth till they left. I passed out talking to my kids’ dad and was giggling and talking in my sleep while sitting straight up. He was kinda behind me so he didn’t know till I started answering his questions in my sleep too. All I remember is dreaming my mom made me laugh and when he said who are you talking to I said my mom and he shook me and woke me up. That was on only a 500 Percocet 🤣 See why I try not to take that? 🤣[/c][/i]
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
@MellyMel22 oh wow! 😂😂
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MarkRichardson · 46-50, M
Well, not so much funny as embarrassing, really. We have a 'collective' of children and every time my wife goes in to have a baby (we have 5 together of various ages) I have to bring the rest of them. When our 2nd eldest was around 7 or 8 she picked up the ward iPad (that they use to put in all the medical info) and just wander around the dept and took pictures with it!
10 minutes of trying to herd kittens for our visit and not realising she had wandered off....and, apparently, 10 minutes of the staff looking for their equipment.
10 minutes....37 (if I remember correctly!) very arty pictures of god-knows-what at arty angles!
So embarrassed!
10 minutes of trying to herd kittens for our visit and not realising she had wandered off....and, apparently, 10 minutes of the staff looking for their equipment.
10 minutes....37 (if I remember correctly!) very arty pictures of god-knows-what at arty angles!
So embarrassed!
MellyMel22 · F
@MarkRichardson [i][c=BF0080]That is funny though, but after it was done 🤭[/c][/i]
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
It wasn't very humorous, but I got a staph infection in my arm when I played high school football. I went to the hospital and they put me on antibiotics and gave me a steroid shot before I left. Well the needle looked like it was almost as long as my arm, and the nurse told me to bend over because I had to get the shot in a butt cheek. I was like hold on I have to think about this first and mentally prepare. I was like you can't just spring stuff like this on people. My dad almost fell on the floor laughing.
MellyMel22 · F
@MrSmooTh [i][c=BF0080]Well it’s funny now that it’s over, right?[/c][/i]
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 Yeah because I was like Pause.
SethGreene531 · M
Oh ouch!! Oh I hope that heels soon. The brow bone really kills.
Reminds me when I ripped open top edge of my ear.
The only funny visit was after dental surgery. I insisted I was stable on anesthetic recovery, enough to walk to the elevators unassisted. Determined to reach the doors straight ahead, I separated from my escort and promptly veered left down the hall instead.😆
I'd also insisted walking 10 blocks home...that wasn't happening either
Reminds me when I ripped open top edge of my ear.
The only funny visit was after dental surgery. I insisted I was stable on anesthetic recovery, enough to walk to the elevators unassisted. Determined to reach the doors straight ahead, I separated from my escort and promptly veered left down the hall instead.😆
I'd also insisted walking 10 blocks home...that wasn't happening either
MellyMel22 · F
@SethGreene531 [i][c=BF0080]Oh no! Ouch on both things! I can see me doing that too 🤣[/c][/i]
SethGreene531 · M
@MellyMel22 Yep, our silly little freak accidents born of clumsiness that deserve a facepalm 🤣
SoLeRiMix · 31-35, M
Get well soon...💐
Looks like a Cat scratched your eyebrow.😁
Not a hospital visit but I do have a hilarious experience to share:
I was at a Thai Spiritual Wellness Centre. They offered Acupressure treatment as well. I took it for my lower back. I had recovered from Disc-Herniation but the after-effects of it are felt even after the recovery. Acupressure Treatment is painful but effective.
There was an Old Man who had orthopedic issues and he also opted for the Acupressure treatment.
I literally had to struggle controlling my laughter because he literally screamed at the top of his lungs. Like, he was in a torture cell. The stuff he was said while screaming was equivalent to:
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I used to scream too but a little not like the old man!😁
Looks like a Cat scratched your eyebrow.😁
Not a hospital visit but I do have a hilarious experience to share:
I was at a Thai Spiritual Wellness Centre. They offered Acupressure treatment as well. I took it for my lower back. I had recovered from Disc-Herniation but the after-effects of it are felt even after the recovery. Acupressure Treatment is painful but effective.
There was an Old Man who had orthopedic issues and he also opted for the Acupressure treatment.
I literally had to struggle controlling my laughter because he literally screamed at the top of his lungs. Like, he was in a torture cell. The stuff he was said while screaming was equivalent to:
I used to scream too but a little not like the old man!😁
BizSuitStacy · M
MellyMel22 · F
@BizSuitStacy [i][c=BF0080]Not too bad. Doesn’t hurt as bad when I look up as it did before. The glue is finally softening, but it’s hard to tell. I’m gonna ask my Dr tomorrow. I think it looks worse w/the glue than it prob is. [/c][/i]
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BizSuitStacy · M
@MellyMel22 Well, it's only been a few days. It takes some time to heal.
MellyMel22 · F
@BizSuitStacy [i][c=BF0080]Thanks.. it’s been 10 days I believe. They say w/in 6months it should heal well. I was very careful not to get it wet to hold the glue seal like they said. I feel it loosening though. [/c][/i]
4meAndyou · F
Not really, but I can tell on myself a bit. I have a horrible reaction whenever I am given anesthesia. I wake up afterward and I am a horrifying witch toward the nurses, who usually do NOT want to give me any water or ice chips or ANYTHING because they know I will throw up.
I have told nurses that I am going to report them to the doctor or the administrative staff, and that I am going to have them fired!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (As if I could).
Now I warn the nurses in advance. 😉
I have told nurses that I am going to report them to the doctor or the administrative staff, and that I am going to have them fired!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (As if I could).
Now I warn the nurses in advance. 😉
MellyMel22 · F
@4meAndyou [i][c=BF0080]You know what? I woke up dying of thirst and feeling like I was gonna puke every single time. I remember begging them for water and my altoids 🤣 and them saying no and me trying to yell what’s wrong w/you, but my eyes going behind my head cause I’m over sensitive to the anesthesia. [/c][/i]
eventtemple123 · 22-25, M
I grew up in an extremely sex-negative home. When I was 15, I managed to go four months without masturbating and at the end of it walking was extremely painful and I had no idea why. I saw a urologist who never once asked if I was masturbating. I then went to a hospital to get ultrasound on my balls just for them to find nothing wrong. A few days later, I finally ended my streak and the pain disappeared.
MellyMel22 · F
@eventtemple123 [i][c=BF0080]That must’ve been seriously uncomfortable. [/c][/i]
eventtemple123 · 22-25, M
@MellyMel22 It really was
ExtremeNext · 31-35
MellyMel22 · F
@ExtremeNext [i][c=BF0080]I heard a fight with someone and security near me, was it you? Security stopped me lol they had run away jailers there 😂 [/c][/i]
When I had my appendix removed, a few days after surgery they gave me some enema and because I'd been bored most of the time, I disappeared for a walk like always. Little did I know of the effects of enemas, which made it easier for the nurse to get to find me, because from quite afar alot of people were shouted at by some weird guy screaming "WHERE'S THE NEXT TOILET!?!?" 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@scooogy [i][c=BF0080]Oh nooo [/c][/i]
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MellyMel22 · F
@TheOrionbeltseeker [i][c=BF0080]He got a bit of my color stay on him and it’s not coming off the white wall 🤣[/c][/i]
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MellyMel22 · F
@SinlessOnslaught [i][c=BF0080]I do 🤍[/c][/i]
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
@MellyMel22 Praying for you. 🤍
MellyMel22 · F
@SinlessOnslaught [i][c=BF0080]Thank you my friend.. I’ll be okay, promise [/c][/i]
MellyMel22 · F
@Lyfis2live [i][c=BF0080]Thanks! Just a little water or like 4oz? [/c][/i]
@MellyMel22 You may go for a full bucket, if you Can. Water always leaves radiance on each skin.
MellyMel22 · F
@Lyfis2live [i][c=BF0080] thank you again[/c][/i]
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
MellyMel22 · F
@ImRileyTheDog [i][c=BF0080]Omg!! Stop making me laugh, it makes my eyebrow move 🤣 [/c][/i]
MellyMel22 · F
@Isa3682 [i][c=BF0080]I hope so![/c][/i]
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
TexChik · F
Mel! Stitches or glue?
Lilymoon · F
Oh no!! Did you get stitches?
MellyMel22 · F
@Lilymoon [i][c=BF0080]They just finished doing a glue stitch kinda thing, the dr said it’s better all around. It would’ve been hell to do regular stitches b/c I’m resistant to numbing agents. [/c][/i]
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
MellyMel22 · F
@iamonfire696 [i][c=BF0080]I’m sorry.. wacky stuff seems to follow me. A nurse tried to stop me leaving after my nurse let me out(doors are locked). I let him have it as he went to grab me. He thought I was leaving w/out being signed out and there were a couple of prisoners there- I must’ve stole someone’s dress 🙄 it was so ridiculous. I had discharge papers in my hand. I said wth is wrong with you? Then security came and told him she’d handle it and then she was talking to me about random stuff 🤣 [/c][/i]
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MellyMel22 · F
@Darksideinthenight2 [i][c=BF0080]I cleaned it first 😒 it looked like a horror movie before 😆[/c][/i]
MellyMel22 · F
@Darksideinthenight2 [i][c=BF0080]And also you should know better on here to eat and SW. [/c][/i]
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