[i][c=BF0080]Managed to smash my eyebrow area and split it pretty bad, but there’s been a few things that made it at least kinda funny.
Mainly my mom stealing a tall rolling chair as security watched laughing and then her trying to get on it. Though the guy giving us a strip tease across the hall gave that one some competition when my mom was afraid to fall getting off her chair and I was told to stay where I was lol.. Once the guy started laughing after we looked away, I swung the curtain as far as I could from where I was and the guy said kidding, “It’s okay. There’s really not much too see anyway!”
After that, my male nurse walked in on my mom saying how cute the lil guy is 🤣 He’s not even that little lol poor guy heard it all 😞
It actually is worse than it looks. I pushed it together for the pic 🤣 Also cause it was freaking me and everyone out 🤣
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[i][c=BF0080]Do you have a funny hospital visit to share 👀[/c][/i]
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@Jeephikelove when I finally got the gas mask I was feeling claustrophobia trying to hold it to my face… then this awesome nurse was kind of like “listen, you’re gonna love that thing once you use it properly”
I got the first “hit” off it, I looked at my husband and said “you think your weed is good… this shit is AWESOME”
Hahaha
Nitrous is so odd because you breathe it in, then feel so stupid high, like you feel the pain but don’t care or understand it anymore… then it wears off quickly. I got to the point at the very end of birthing experience where I wanted to fucking superglue it to my face so I didn’t have to think! Lmao
With my son (my second), the person administering the epidural was AMAZING, and could actually get it. I actually preferred it, I was totally in my right mind and it all just was so much smoother and easier
@Jeephikelove [i][c=BF0080]That’s too funny. It reminds me of when I had a c-section and serious internal infection and they made me take Percocet in front of them cause they saw them in garbage. I managed to hide one in my mouth till they left. I passed out talking to my kids’ dad and was giggling and talking in my sleep while sitting straight up. He was kinda behind me so he didn’t know till I started answering his questions in my sleep too. All I remember is dreaming my mom made me laugh and when he said who are you talking to I said my mom and he shook me and woke me up. That was on only a 500 Percocet 🤣 See why I try not to take that? 🤣[/c][/i]
