You ever get drunk, drive out to the desert, then threaten God with a loaded rifle?

We don't have a desert, I don't believe in god, and I've never held a gun. I don't really get drunk anymore either. I do drive occasionally.

I haven’t, no.

I never wanted to get arrested for drunk driving, never saw any need for a firearm and i am thousands of miles from a desert.

Does that answer your question?

I drove drunk one time, and it scared me so much I have never done it again.

...thumbing through my diaries from the past ten years....

No.

I thought you had stopped drinking and driving...

I'd never drive anywhere with a loaded rifle and I'm not crazy enough to threaten God with a rifle.
I have gotten drunk, driven to the golf course and walked around naked...but that's not very threatening (or god-like).

The edge of The Gulf of Mexico in a raging 🌀 I walked...

Other wildernesses count too, eg forest

No. There’s no desert here and I don’t drink

This reminds me of a few years ago, when some North Carolina rednecks thought they were gonna stop a hurricane by firing bullets into it. 🤣🥴

Your arms too short to box with God.

No.

No.