My youngest had just told me the Santa tracker says he’s currently in the middle east and southern Russia.

I sure hope his sleigh is equipped with an IFF beacon, flare dispenser and a decent ECM unit, or he may not get his deliveries done tonight.

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Neoerectus · M

Elves on Stealth Reindeer fly protection.

Got him covered.

North Pole will go full Xmas on Moscow or DC if threat is serious enough. Don't p*ss off the Elves...