My youngest had just told me the Santa tracker says he’s currently in the middle east and southern Russia.

I sure hope his sleigh is equipped with an IFF beacon, flare dispenser and a decent ECM unit, or he may not get his deliveries done tonight.

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SW-User

I thought he just did North America!!

AdmiralPrune · 46-50, M

@SW-User Why would you think that?

SW-User

@AdmiralPrune Ahh no reason, just playing along

Neoerectus · M

Elves on Stealth Reindeer fly protection.

Got him covered.

North Pole will go full Xmas on Moscow or DC if threat is serious enough. Don't p*ss off the Elves...

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