What lies is it okay to tell children?

That there is no Santa Claus.

Daddy and I were just playing in the bedroom. That's why the door was locked.

That dogs are better than cats

Easter bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy. At least til they're old enough not to believe it. Let the kids have some magic in their lives while they still can.

That they'll have a good rewarding job if they study, apparently

Working hard will be noticed and you'll get ahead. No, it just gets you more work while coworkers mock you.

That they are good looking.

Santa and the Easter Bunny

Jon Hamm is real.

Santa ain’t real

That things get better.

Pick your nose and your head will cave in

That Riley really is a dog 🐶

Birds aren't real.

Shit about the tooth fairy

Whore

That they color and draw well.