What lies is it okay to tell children?

That there is no Santa Claus.

Daddy and I were just playing in the bedroom. That's why the door was locked.

Pick your nose and your head will cave in

That dogs are better than cats

Easter bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy. At least til they're old enough not to believe it. Let the kids have some magic in their lives while they still can.

Working hard will be noticed and you'll get ahead. No, it just gets you more work while coworkers mock you.

That they'll have a good rewarding job if they study, apparently

Santa and the Easter Bunny

That they are good looking.

That Riley really is a dog 🐶

Shit about the tooth fairy

Santa ain’t real

Jon Hamm is real.

Whore

That things get better.

Birds aren't real.

That they color and draw well.