Ladies, are you glad your man is not a hippo ?

Nimbus · 2026-10-22T10:13:45-04:00

Family - Ladies, are you glad your man is not a hippo ? (21 replies).

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AbbeyRhode · F

Eeww! 🤮

Nimbus · M

@AbbeyRhode Exactly ;)

cherokeepatti · 70-79, F

So artistic too 😂

4meAndyou · F

REMIND me never to go sunbathing on the beach beside that river!!!!🤢🤢🤢

Nimbus · M

@4meAndyou Will do 😛

newjaninev2 · 56-60, F

Ah yes - the Trump Technique!

SirNedKelly · M

Must have had some Mexican tacos for dinner.

Nimbus · M

@SirNedKelly Often not a good idea ;)

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

When I do it I’m a ‘weirdo’…

Nimbus · M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Why am I not surprised? ;)

WillaKissing · 61-69, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout What do you mean by "When"? I thought it was just who you were!

But we like you that way too, well at least I do!

Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M

🫣 The male of the species obviously determined to get a reputation with the ladies

Nimbus · M

@Picklebobble2 Something to boast about after a few pints ;)

Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M

@Nimbus For any of the human male reading, this is N O T the way to attract the female of OUR species 😑

GoFish ·

omg cant say i haven't experienced that but i did not enjoy it or cleaning after 😒

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GoFish ·

@Nimbus *face palm* i blame the bad meds they gave people shitty stuff 😳

Nimbus · M

@GoFish Good point!

GoFish ·

@Nimbus yeah 😬 glad that horror show is over 😳

MyNameIsHurl · 46-50, F

Yeah I almost got poop sprayed on me at a wildlife center by me. I was very pregnant at the time and I didnt see the sign that said "splatter zone" right above where I was until it was too late

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