Do you know where Cotton Eye Joe came from and where did he go ?

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago

He’s somewhere in Oklahoma, very popular guy at country & western dance halls.

He came from a cotton plantation in the deep south, and when he left, he went to Tennessee.

They all become Democrats

He's at the clinic

No but I blame him for the fact I’m not married

A trailer park in west Vagina

Haven't seen him. I did see Black-Eyed Jose, though, down at the Quick Chek having his coffee before heading off to work.

If it hadn’t been for cotton eye joe, I’d been married long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? What did you come from Cotton eye Joe? 😛

Bulls__t!