I'd tell them I was a Liverpool supporter.

Because of the titanium valve in my heart. I'm a cyborg.

They would be scared I'd probe them 🤣

Cuz I smell bad.

Probably they get tired of me crying 😢

Because they were nice aliens 🙂

@OriginalNedKelly 🤔by doing the natural thing any scouser or liverpool fan would do and steal everything i can .🤔oh ned would you like some toffees by any chance lol 😄

Too smart for them

Might have something to do with United.
You know how they hate successful clubs ;)

I was corrupting too many of them!

Get sick of my tears

telling them to repent

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