Kicked in the slats

My grandfather used to say: "may a dog count your teeth"
I didn't understand for a long time, then I thought about it and concluded that it probably means that may someone knock some of your teeth out so a dog could count them on the floor. 😅

he bought a "pig in a poke" meaning he bought or accepted something without understanding what it involved, usually resulting in dissatisfaction. (Grandma used it to talk about a woman who was going to marry a man who didn't deserve her.)

My grandma use to say ''that's nice dear, now why don't you just go and play on a main road '' LOLZ😄
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"That sucks like canal water". *a dad saying*. "It's hotter than the hinges of Hades in here!". *A mom saying*

"If his brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow the hat off his head"

Translated from the original dialect as nobody would understand what they were reading 😅