Post Garden, I assume. I would tell them to teach their son, Cain, to love his brother, Abel.

Wouldnt that be something.
I'd say have a Snickers instead.

I’d ask Miss Eve not to use Mr. Adam’s underwear as a food wrap for dinner ..

I would go back in 1999 saying the Y2K is just a distraction to plan a 9/11 attack.


And then I will tell people there is more consequences in 9/11. All about control with a lie as the government barking about Terrorist awareness...

And it worked. Big brother been growing against us.

If you think Obama changed it is sadly mistaken. It gotten worse.

Keep an eye on that Kane kid

Use a condom.

DON'T! JUST SAY "NO!"

Adam , me and Eve are going to rock your world. 🤷

Three people on earth, what else is there to do?

Tell that interfering snake to mind his own business - then get stuck into the apples.

You should have taken God's first offer.

God said to Adam that He would create a companion that would do whatever he wanted, have sex anytime he wanted, bear and raise his children, cook, clean and keep his house, never nag him and laugh at all his jokes.

Adam said to God, what's that going to cost me?
God said, an arm and a leg.

Adam replied, what can I get for a rib?

Don't object to incest or the human race won't happen!

Have a word with your boys.

@Nimbus 😲what nimby giving advice too the first ever two people would you adam and eve it lol

Don't form a government

I wouldn't say anything. If I'm being honest my mother said this once, and I can't help but agree. Someone down the line eventually had to sin. If not them then who?

Don't start something you can't finish. A family might be nice....but a planet full? A bit excessive, doncha fink?????

I would tell Eve she was really cute, and she should sneak over to my tent sometime for some real fun.

before thr fall...you look lovely, Eve👼🏻....after the fall....you look hot, Eve😍....

When Eve ask Adam do you love me, he shouldn't have answered, who else😁

"You're not getting in my pub in that state. Get some clothes on!"

Don’t have sex your grandchildren will be inbred

Well someone must of watched Adam and Eves antics to write about it. Perhaps instead of fig leaves they should of done the dirty deed in the bushes and we'd never of known

Cook the snake first then eat the apple

don't procreate, eventually one of your descendents will be Kim Kardashian

I'd wonder if I was drugged, myths never existed in the first place.