Me, myself and i.

You know someone's going to say their husband, don't you?
Now ,I didn't say that..thoughts don't count ... 😂

1.string in the junk drawer
2.broken cup lid in junk drawer
3.Everything in the junk drawer...

My husband gets attached to useless stuff...and No,that's no why he keeps me around 🤨

A pressure cooker used once, an air fryer used never and those stupid throw pillows that came with our couch that my wife insists on keeping.

That's an impossible choice, I'm surrounded by tons of useless junk.

The dining room table because everybody sits at the kitchen table, plus I would like to get me a pool table. Alexa, because it scares me, and it now sits in the closet, and a broken laptop sitting alongside of Alexa.

1) a hula hoop in the basement
2) the built in coffeemaker
3) an ash tray in the library

A vacuum cleaner with a missing part. I'm afraid if I throw it out I'll find the part. I have a plumbing doo-hicky for joining plastic pipe but it was the wrong one and I already opened it and didn't take it back. I have a driver from a golf set with a big extended shaft, which was a thing for a hot minute if the golf world. It's useless.

Wifes car, sitting in driveway for 5 years now, she will never drive again, and two Pressure cookers she never used..😷

@Nimbus 🤔in my case nimby and her size would mrs smiler count as two of the three useless items lol 😆

Air fryer used once, manual juicer used once, sun lamp used a few times

No way I am saying Mrs Kelly

1. Black cat

2. tons of stuff we need a house clean up

3. Front door as my kids keep visiting - lol

Hmmmm.....

-an electric keyboard sitting on my kitchen table (waiting for my daughter to pick it up)
-the 120 year old piano downstairs (nobody plays it)
-the large glass ashtray on top of my fridge (I don't smoke)

Air fryer.

A long cabinet with glass that goes with the two upright cabinets.

Built in desk in living room. Takes up lots of space.

The juicer in my kitchen
A 60+ year old singer sewing machine
3-4 printers under my basement stairs collecting dust

My trifle dish, my mom's old electric wok, the old laptop we can't find the charging cord for.

A very large footstool that is never used, a digital camera not used in years and some would argue, me😁

Door bell ~ everyone who visits knocks

Dishwasher ~ usually just do them in the sink

Tumble dryer ~ just hang laundry up in laundry room with dehumidifier

A toothpick holder
Collectively…a zillion bottles of lotion
A veggie chopper

1. My paper walls

2. My creaky floor

3. The vent in the bathroom that nobody can seem to fix

I’m a good minimalist. I don’t keep what I don’t use. I can’t really think of anything.

dictionaries
electric wires
salad bowls

3 of our frying pans

I don't name names

Dust, dirt, and guests.

I'll pick any 3 things my girlfriend has purchased.

1) Venetian blinds with overlying white sheers (just in case the white venetian's fail in the middle of a hiding exercise), but which cover all the windows of my condo from end to end despite no view of any neighbor and which is located on the very top floor so high up I look down at the birds flying by, but which faces a lake that I could fall into if I jumped off my balcony in a moment of self-pity. And yes, I do stand naked on that balcony on summer days as the lake freighters pass by my uncovered windows, frantically waving my arms at the sailors in hopes of receiving a cursory 'hello baby!' in Morse Code flashed from a laser light gun aimed my way, but so far no takers.

2) All the different shaped screw drivers in my household tool box I bought fully equipped, which contains everything I might need to escape from a prison cell, except a butter knife which is what I typically use to tighten pot handles.

3) The plethora of telephone jacks in my condo which total 4 in every room which are mounted in the least conspicuous, most visible place on every wall and high enough above the floors where flood waters won't reach them which of course means they were installed to Code, but which don't work anyway because copper land line service is no longer available to subscribe to in my area ever since the advent of the cellphone.

Smoke detector, the one window that isn't frosted glass, a bottle of melatonin.

Everything I have in my small apartment has a use and value in its due time, although I will be donating my countertop deep fryer, cooking oil has gotten too expensive.