My half brother was going to seminary to become a pastor. My parents told me he flunked out because of bad grades. He really got kicked out for getting one of the teaching students pregnant then taking her to get an abortion and paying for it. My parents still don’t know that I know this.

That our mother couldn`t sell my brother and me. 😅

They cared about me

All the babies directly come from the sky in a cradle held by angels.

We.. they were democrats, so just about everything.

When I was sick - which was often - my mother tried to pass off Ex-Lax as chocolate candy.

Cripes that stuff was awful -

keep that up and you'll end up like your brother. but mom I don't have a brother. see

For a while, my mother and aunt would say my younger brother and I were Bob Marley's children. Of course, I took this literally.

God

Other than Santa, I can’t think of anything.

Once my mom told me that I made her want to kill herself.

where i was. where i been. where i was going..

Thank you for best comment.

Pop threatening to put us up for adoption (when we were teenagers). 😅

I wasn't an accident