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Livvie · 26-30, F
My half brother was going to seminary to become a pastor. My parents told me he flunked out because of bad grades. He really got kicked out for getting one of the teaching students pregnant then taking her to get an abortion and paying for it. My parents still don’t know that I know this.
TakeCare87 · 36-40, M
@Livvie That is one heck of a family secret 😂
Livvie · 26-30, F
@TakeCare87 My parents are pretty honest so that’s the only lie they’ve ever told that I know about. That’s why it’s the only answer I had for this question.

Degbeme · 70-79, M Best Comment
That our mother couldn`t sell my brother and me. 😅
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
Once my mom told me that I made her want to kill herself.
TakeCare87 · 36-40, M
@AlchemyFox what the fuck....
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@TakeCare87 she struggled. I tried to be good.
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
They cared about me
TakeCare87 · 36-40, M
@Thevy29 Damn, I wasn't expecting that response. Sorry mate
Fertilization · 36-40, F
All the babies directly come from the sky in a cradle held by angels.
TakeCare87 · 36-40, M
@Fertilization That lie has many variations 🤣
RenFur · 70-79, M
When I was sick - which was often - my mother tried to pass off Ex-Lax as chocolate candy.

Cripes that stuff was awful -

keep that up and you'll end up like your brother. but mom I don't have a brother. see
GerOttman · 61-69, M
We.. they were democrats, so just about everything.
Camelia · F
For a while, my mother and aunt would say my younger brother and I were Bob Marley's children. Of course, I took this literally.
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
Other than Santa, I can’t think of anything.
TakeCare87 · 36-40, M
@Jenny1234 the original lie
RenFur · 70-79, M
@CestManan There are SO many of those... Schumer and that quizzical-looking turtle guy on the other side lead the way I think.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
@RenFur I always thought He looked like an angry old Jewish guy with heartburn in a long white robe and long white hair and beard just looking for victims to punish.
RenFur · 70-79, M
@hunkalove Perpetually perturbed!
where i was. where i been. where i was going..
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Thank you for best comment.
Pop threatening to put us up for adoption (when we were teenagers). 😅
empanadas · 31-35, M
I wasn't an accident

 
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