I am reading this literally.

So, after I die for her, do I still need to take her to dinner? 🤔

And a samitch!

False - no man has ever been able to make a woman happy. Peace, quiet and I am leaving you

Lol Really stereotypical but yeah i guess some people are like that.

From my experience that is absolutely correct👍🏻😆

Sounds about right.

Forget the beer

Sounds spot on

🤣🤣🤣 I sure would like a man who treats me like that...🤣🤣🤣 And the man who ONLY needs those two things is "man" at his lowest common denominator...😉

@Nimbus 😆in mrs smilers case i will not bother nimby lol

That is so true 💋❤️