so you are the hedge?

I'm on the left.

Also, no way dude's socks on the right would be that white.

Far right I haven't cared what others thought for many years so I don't bother with pointless things that only serve the purpose of making me look good to others

I am in the middle, too.
Both in head as well as the pelvic region (mild bush).

I'm the left one on my working days and the right one on my time off 😌

I think I am on the right. My wife ensures that we stay like on the left. 😀😀😀

pink house but those hedges are a little too perfect

More towards the left than the right (not the only time I've said that).

The one that’s always working or doing something

Definitely the guy sleeping

You you? Huh?

Both are stifling to me.