My daughter has told me she fancies a boy in school. Which convent should I pack her off to?

@YourMomsSecretCrush That is of course the natural father reaction. Been there , done that myself.The trouble if the guys dont take you seriously. So be sure to prepare your daughter.. Make sure she wants to know if the guy can cook, because she wont have the time. How about laundry and housework? Can he use a vacuum cleaner? These are all required skills for the modern male and should be on her checklist way before you ever find out she is keeping company with him. There are enough stories of dead beats and bad boys for you to work with here. No one should be treating your little girl as a doormat. Impress her with that, and she will conduct her own cull without you ever knowing..😷

@YourMomsSecretCrush Make sure you plant endangered plant species over the top. That way no one will be allowed to dig up the bodies 😂

@akindheart Just a bit

@WintaTheAngle trust me it will pass.

@akindheart Yeah I’m sure 🙂

@BluntSm0ker We don’t have those here. But maybe shire folk and hobbits.

@LordShadowfire I’m not in that country. But still