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I had the weirdest dream last night

My sister and I found ourselves at a house party, and suddenly one of the guests started a violent food war, and I mean really really violent. There was this old fat lady who tried to hit me repeatedly with her cast iron skillet, so I blocked her attack and disarmed her and forced her to lie flat on the ground with my insane jiu jitsu skills that I didn’t know I had. While she was restrained, I forcefully opened her mouth with my bare hands and quickly ordered my sister to shove as many spicy red chili peppers in there as possible, then I closed her mouth, making her chew and swallow every single chili pepper until smoke came out of her ears as she passed out in defeat.

I woke up thinking “Wtf was that?” but I was glad I beat that crazy old lady in the food war.
*mental note to self....don't start a food war with a young lady who knows jiu jitsu and an arsenal full of chili peppers ....
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@beermeplease Hahaha the recipe for victory at a food war 🗿💅
@LiLShrimp well...i hope your next dream is about seeing me on a beach somewhere drinking lots of beer and sipping fine tequila....
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@beermeplease That’s a bit too tame for most of the dreams I usually have haha
For a second , I was like awesome she knows jiu-jitsu.

Then you hit me with [b]that I didn’t know I had[/b] 😭
@LiLShrimp True.

Have you ever had a dream where you are falling down ?
Those are my dreams.
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@NotSureAboutMyUserName Oh yeah I used to have those dreams a lot as a kid
@LiLShrimp It's the most realistic dream.

It always felt like I was falling so fast from a helicopter or mountain but in reality I Was just rolling over in bed🤣
WendyLopez43 · 26-30, F
haha! Knowing my luck, that crazy lady would've beat me!
WendyLopez43 · 26-30, F
@LiLShrimp I've had worse pain in my dreams, got bit in the ass by a killer fish with razor sharp teeth!
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@WendyLopez43 Owww that must’ve woken you up 😂
WendyLopez43 · 26-30, F
@LiLShrimp I wish, I was still asleep when it took a chunk out of my ass!
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Did you criticize her cooking? Cause that can cause hostilities quickly
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@cherokeepatti 👀 I wouldn’t be surprised if I really did haha
😄 So how's the new skillet working out for breakfasts ?
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@SethGreene531 Veddy nicely. Great for my bacon and eggs.
SW-User
Ah the times you need a t-shirt launch cannon and spaghetti
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@SW-User Yo that would be a cool weapon
Awesome dream tho !
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@BiasForAction Haha I document every dream I have if it seems like a good story. 😆
@LiLShrimp could be a movie that one !
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@BiasForAction A short comedy movie 😁
I was the dude with the salami nun chucks
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@Quoththeraven Lmfao you were the Bruce Lee at the food war 🗿✨
SW-User
That is legitimately comical :)
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@SW-User Glad you think so 😆
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
Aaaaaaaaaaw it was a dream I was thinking that’s kind of cruel
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@MonaReeves86 Yeah it’s all a dream 🗿 I wouldn’t stand a chance if it was in real life.
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@SW-User It does sound like a good movie script, doesn’t it? 😂
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