I had the weirdest dream last night

My sister and I found ourselves at a house party, and suddenly one of the guests started a violent food war, and I mean really really violent. There was this old fat lady who tried to hit me repeatedly with her cast iron skillet, so I blocked her attack and disarmed her and forced her to lie flat on the ground with my insane jiu jitsu skills that I didn’t know I had. While she was restrained, I forcefully opened her mouth with my bare hands and quickly ordered my sister to shove as many spicy red chili peppers in there as possible, then I closed her mouth, making her chew and swallow every single chili pepper until smoke came out of her ears as she passed out in defeat.

I woke up thinking “Wtf was that?” but I was glad I beat that crazy old lady in the food war.