Weirdest Dream You’ve Ever Had?

I was the captain of a spaceship. On the bridge and giving orders. But the spaceship was actually just that triangle from Asteroids. We were flying it around a wedding reception. And instead of firing lasers or bullets or missiles, it was shooting condoms at people. Not packaged ones, but opened and unrolled ones. Not fully ballooned, but enough to have shape.

It was the most random dream I've ever had.