To Catch A Snacher
I caught a young man stealing my panties from the drying rack on my back porch.
It was one of those rare moments in life when everyone involved needed a better explanation than the truth, I believe.
He was quite embarrassed.
As he disappeared over the fence, I was reminded that value is a damn strange thing.
We spend years doubting ourselves, only to discover that somewhere out there is a person willing to risk arrest for evidence that we've done laundry.
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It was one of those rare moments in life when everyone involved needed a better explanation than the truth, I believe.
He was quite embarrassed.
As he disappeared over the fence, I was reminded that value is a damn strange thing.
We spend years doubting ourselves, only to discover that somewhere out there is a person willing to risk arrest for evidence that we've done laundry.
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